Uffie Decides To Pop That Glock

"...bad ass bitch, I'm rated X,
I'm gifted, ain't gotta sell sex..."

Yes Uffie, you're gifted, that's why you've released a 2nd album and not just worked on a music video for your biggest hit from 3 years ago... That's why 2 of the first 3 shots in the video are: topless and crotch close-ups.



Oh well at least it's kicked up a storm on YouTube, which is now full of people complaining she's copying Lady Gaga and Ke$ha vs Ed Banger fans smuggly telling them to keep up. Before if you typed 'Pop The Glock' into YouTube you'd get 200 emos miming into webcams and the occasional geeky walkthrough to self-assembling glockenspiels.

Fonejacker 3D

Channel 4 has announced that this Christmas we can excitedly await a new 3rd series of Fonejacker. Fonejacker 3D!




This infact has nothing to do with this week's 3D setlist on Channel 4, don't worry we won't have to continue using these stupid glasses from Sainsburys. Instead, Kayvan Novak aka the voice of Fonejacker will be slapping on some prosthetics and wandering out upon the unsuspecting British public dressed as the likes of Terry Tibbs (right) or George Agdgdgwngo.

How this will work I have no idea! The comedy in Fonejacker as far as I'm concerned is the fact that he's on a phone, the victims can't see him, and we get to watch hilarious cartoons. So this could be terrible. It could be brilliant though, and I'll definitely be watching.

Poetry In Adverts

I am bloody sick of these bloody unimaginative adverts!!

In the UK right now, the TV channels are crawling with these upbeat montages of Britain using a smug poem as narrative. We've seen it from McDonald's, Bulmers cider, the Evening Standard newspaper, and now from Cathedral City cheddar.

I think what's most nauseating is watching massive capitalist companies try to brand themselves as 'one of us'. They're trying to celebrate all things British with a stereotyped perfectly diverse range of characters, but it just feels so fake. So cheesy (excuse the Cathedral City pun). Whereas the true British stereotype is one of extreme sarcasm and pessimism, as beautifully depicted in this parody...

DJ Mehdi's Remix Mixtapes

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Download the latter on Mehdi's blog, where you can also listen to tracks off the official Red Black & Blue, which is available on CD from today.

Fabriclive 49: Buraka Som Sistema

Long-awaited but finally here. Tracklisting and album artwork just released.



Dre Skull - Gone Too Far ft Sizzla (Buraka Som Sistema Remix)
Buraka Som Sistema - General (Stenchman Mix)
Buraka Som Sistema - General (L-VIS 1990 Mix)
Ku Bo Ft Anbuley - Tsu Bo
DJ Znobia - Pausa
Buraka Som Sistema - Kurum (Roulet Mix)
Seductive - Underground Sound
Diplo & Laidback Luke - Hey
Buraka Som Sistema - IC19 (A1 Bassline Attack Mix)
L-VIS 1990 - United Groove (Buraka Som Sistema Remix)
Skream - Fick
DJ Riot - Mermaid Dub
Zomby - Dynamite Sandwich
Crime Mob - Rock Yo Hips ft Lil Scrappy
DJ Znobia - Danca Da Mae Ju (Buraka Som Sistema Edit)
Batida - Bazuka
Yolanda Be Cool - Afro Nuts (Douster Remix)
Solo - Joga Bola
Buraka Som Sistema ft Deize Tigrona - Aqui Para Voces (Buratronic Mix By Buraka Som Sistema)
Djedjotronic - Gum Attack
Harvard Bass - Caked
Buraka Som Sistema - Kalemba (Wegue Wegue) (Acapella) ft Pongolove
Mastiksoul - Run For Cover (Dub Mix)
Nova Lima - Machete
DJ Malvado - Puto Mekie
Buraka Som Sistema - Luanda-Lisboa (Nic Sarno Mix)
SonicC - Stickin
Major Lazer - Bruk Out (Buraka Som Sistema Mix)
Buraka Som Sistema ft Bruno M - Tiroza (Bert On Beats Remix)

You can pre-order on Play.com now.

Release date: 7th Dec.